Born to Golf Forced to Cook – Green click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP48 Product Tags: apron, Related Products The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. No one EATS till this COMES OFF! Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day. Finger Lickin Good Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF REAL MEN FRY TURKEYS Its 5 oclock somewhere! The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD!