Born to Golf Forced to Cook – Green click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP48 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Im a princess. Thats why! I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. Its not burned. its BLACKENED! Tender succulent & naturally aged . And the meats not bad either! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. He didn’t marry me for my cooking!