Born To Shop. Forced Cook. click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP36 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Fried, Baked or Toasted? Please keep this person out of the kitchen! Welcome to Holiday Hell! The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! No one EATS till this COMES OFF! No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog.