Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP32 Product Tags: apron, Related Products My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. WILL GRILL for SEX. Kitchen Bitch. Do you really believe the dishwasher unloads ITSELF!!! Im UP & DRESSED! What More Do You Want? The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Pinch me Peel me Suck me Eat me! I rub my meat for 2 minutes. But enough about MY Grilling Secrets! He didn’t marry me for my cooking!