Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP15 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Its 5 oclock somewhere! Welcome to Holiday Hell! I’m the Chef. That’s Why! The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. MR. GOOD LOOKING IS COOKIN! No one EATS till this COMES OFF! Many have eaten here…few have died No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen!