Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP15 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Welcome to Holiday Hell! I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Kiss the Cook Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. Finger Lickin Good Many have eaten here…few have died Fried, Baked or Toasted? Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken.