Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP15 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? Please keep this person out of the kitchen! Born To Shop. Forced Cook. My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Its 5 oclock somewhere! Many have eaten here…few have died Dude With Food Its not burned. its BLACKENED!