Fried, Baked or Toasted? click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP42 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Welcome to Holiday Hell! The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. Does not cook well with others Please keep this person out of the kitchen! Its 5 oclock somewhere! Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day.