Fried, Baked or Toasted? click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP42 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Please keep this person out of the kitchen! I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Its not burned. its BLACKENED! Kiss the Cook Many have eaten here…few have died Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog.