I’m the Chef. That’s Why! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP47 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Kiss The Chef Fried, Baked or Toasted? Boss Of The Sauce Please keep this person out of the kitchen! I rub my meat for 2 minutes. But enough about MY Grilling Secrets! Welcome to Holiday Hell! The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Its not burned. its BLACKENED!