Its not burned. its BLACKENED! click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP28 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Please keep this person out of the kitchen! Im UP & DRESSED! What More Do You Want? The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. Kiss The Chef Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Welcome to Holiday Hell!