Kiss The Chef click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP27 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Im a princess. Thats why! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Kitchen Bitch. Do you really believe the dishwasher unloads ITSELF!!! Real Men. Dont use recipes Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day. Please keep this person out of the kitchen! He didn’t marry me for my cooking!