Kiss The Chef click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP27 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Pinch me Peel me Suck me Eat me! Does not cook well with others Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen! Never Trust A Skinny Chef! Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! He didn’t marry me for my cooking!