Kitchen Bitch. Do you really believe the dishwasher unloads ITSELF!!! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP34 Product Tags: apron, Related Products The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Pinch me Peel me Suck me Eat me! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. No one EATS till this COMES OFF! Never Trust A Skinny Chef! Does not cook well with others WILL GRILL for SEX. I rub my meat for 2 minutes. But enough about MY Grilling Secrets!