Kitchen Bitch. Do you really believe the dishwasher unloads ITSELF!!! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP34 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. Many have eaten here…few have died Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? Tender succulent & naturally aged . And the meats not bad either! Just Another beer sucking fun loving good time partying kind of guy! Welcome to Holiday Hell!