Many have eaten here…few have died click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP8 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. I rub my meat for 2 minutes. But enough about MY Grilling Secrets! Dude With Food My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Its not burned. its BLACKENED! Fried, Baked or Toasted? No one EATS till this COMES OFF! Please keep this person out of the kitchen!