My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP2 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Kiss the Cook Tender succulent & naturally aged . And the meats not bad either! The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. Pinch me Peel me Suck me Eat me! Many have eaten here…few have died Just Another beer sucking fun loving good time partying kind of guy! Im UP & DRESSED! What More Do You Want? The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD!