No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP44 Product Tags: apron, Related Products The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. He didn’t marry me for my cooking! BBQ NAKED SHOW OFF YOUR BUNS Kiss the Cook I rub my meat for 2 minutes. But enough about MY Grilling Secrets! Im a princess. Thats why! Kitchen Bitch. Do you really believe the dishwasher unloads ITSELF!!!