No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP44 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Please keep this person out of the kitchen! The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. If Your Hands and Face Dont Get Messy Born To Shop. Forced Cook. Tender succulent & naturally aged . And the meats not bad either! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF He didn’t marry me for my cooking!