No one EATS till this COMES OFF! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP7 Product Tags: apron, Related Products The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. Kiss the Cook Please keep this person out of the kitchen! The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Its 5 oclock somewhere! He didn’t marry me for my cooking! Born to Golf Forced to Cook – Green Just Another beer sucking fun loving good time partying kind of guy!