Pinch me Peel me Suck me Eat me! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP22 Product Tags: apron, Related Products No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen! Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Does not cook well with others My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Born to Golf Forced to Cook – Green Just Another beer sucking fun loving good time partying kind of guy! Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day.