Please keep this person out of the kitchen! click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP18 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Kiss The Chef The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Dude With Food I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Welcome to Holiday Hell! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. Its not burned. its BLACKENED!