Please keep this person out of the kitchen! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP18 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Im a princess. Thats why! REAL MEN FRY TURKEYS Kitchen Bitch. Do you really believe the dishwasher unloads ITSELF!!! Many have eaten here…few have died Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF He didn’t marry me for my cooking! Its not burned. its BLACKENED! No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen!