Please keep this person out of the kitchen! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP18 Product Tags: apron, Related Products REAL MEN FRY TURKEYS My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Does not cook well with others Boss Of The Sauce Its 5 oclock somewhere! The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Dude With Food Im UP & DRESSED! What More Do You Want?