Real Men. Dont use recipes click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP4 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Welcome to Holiday Hell! Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. I rub my meat for 2 minutes. But enough about MY Grilling Secrets! Kiss The Chef Please keep this person out of the kitchen!