Tender succulent & naturally aged . And the meats not bad either! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP23 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Born to Golf Forced to Cook – Green Welcome to Holiday Hell! No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque.