The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP24 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Kitchen Bitch. Do you really believe the dishwasher unloads ITSELF!!! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. REAL MEN FRY TURKEYS Many have eaten here…few have died Kiss The Chef Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD!