The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP13 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Its not burned. its BLACKENED! Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. Tailgate Cook Crew No one EATS till this COMES OFF! If Your Hands and Face Dont Get Messy Just Another beer sucking fun loving good time partying kind of guy! He didn’t marry me for my cooking!