The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP13 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? WILL GRILL for SEX. If Your Hands and Face Dont Get Messy No one EATS till this COMES OFF! Please keep this person out of the kitchen! Just Another beer sucking fun loving good time partying kind of guy! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day.