Welcome to Holiday Hell! click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP26 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Dude With Food Many have eaten here…few have died Kiss the Cook Finger Lickin Good Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. Its 5 oclock somewhere! My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog.