Dude With Food click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP37 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Welcome to Holiday Hell! Kiss the Cook Many have eaten here…few have died Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? Please keep this person out of the kitchen! Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken.