Its 5 oclock somewhere! click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP16 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Dude With Food Kiss The Chef My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Im UP & DRESSED! What More Do You Want? Welcome to Holiday Hell! Born To Shop. Forced Cook.