MR. GOOD LOOKING IS COOKIN! click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP31 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Its 5 oclock somewhere! Finger Lickin Good Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Fried, Baked or Toasted? He didn’t marry me for my cooking! WILL GRILL for SEX.