Crappy Christmas Present – 4 Pack Gift Box

Crappy Christmas Present – 4 Pack Gift Box

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Product Code: 4PK210

Market Price   $29.99
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Crappy Christmas Present includes:

No Shit! This Is Hot Habañero Hot Sauce - "Peppers will not be responsible for spontaneous farts or "unusual" elevator music!"

Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, two varieties of Habañero peppers, Cayenne pepper mash, ginger puree, garlic juice, sweet potatoes, molasses, clear shoyu, salt, Key Lime juice, natural flavors & spices.

Holy Shit Habañero Hot Sauce - This sauce will have you Screaming its name! Looking for a sauce with bite? Well, you found it and then some! This sauce will literally add fire to your favorite foods. Not recommended for any wimps!! Good in chili, hot wings, and Bloody Mary's. Just add to all of your favorite sauces or, if you just want to burn up your friends and relatives serve it straight! Leaves you speechless! Blast furnace! You'll have to say it! Leaves you breathless! There's no equal! We dare you! Dope dip! Incinerate your body! Never again! Adios!

From Illinois

Ingredients: Tomato sauce, onions, Hot Pepper extract, hot peppers, vinegar, soy oil, garlic, salt.

Ass Blaster Hot Sauce - Hold onto something heavy when you splash this hot sauce on your favorite foods! Contains Capsicum extract that is Extremely Hot! Not for weak heinie's! This sauce comes with an "Ass Blaster Border Beans" recipe on the side of the bottle.No Fat, No Calorie

From Arizona

Ingredients: Habañero peppers, vinegar, Capsicum extract, carrots, salt, garlic, spices.

Fiery Fart XXX Rated Hot Sauce - Caution: This is an illustration (a cartoon). You and/or your bonehead friends should never attempt this stunt at home or anywhere else for that matter.

No Sugar

From Louisiana

Ingredients: Cayenne peppers, salt, Oleoresin Cayenne, starch, caramel color.+

 

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Product Tags: 4 PK, gift,