Product Code: 4PK210
Market Price $34.99
Our Low Price $29.99
Crappy Christmas Present includes:
No Shit! This Is Hot Habañero Hot Sauce - "Peppers will not be responsible for spontaneous farts or "unusual" elevator music!"
Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, two varieties of Habañero peppers, Cayenne pepper mash, ginger puree, garlic juice, sweet potatoes, molasses, clear shoyu, salt, Key Lime juice, natural flavors & spices.
Holy Shit Habañero Hot Sauce - This sauce will have you Screaming its name! Looking for a sauce with bite? Well, you found it and then some! This sauce will literally add fire to your favorite foods. Not recommended for any wimps!! Good in chili, hot wings, and Bloody Mary's. Just add to all of your favorite sauces or, if you just want to burn up your friends and relatives serve it straight! Leaves you speechless! Blast furnace! You'll have to say it! Leaves you breathless! There's no equal! We dare you! Dope dip! Incinerate your body! Never again! Adios!
Ingredients: Tomato sauce, onions, Hot Pepper extract, hot peppers, vinegar, soy oil, garlic, salt.
Wet Fart Hot Sauce XX Hot With Pooh - This great sauce is made with pooh and will give you a run for the bathroom. The sauce whose print ad was banned by Chile Pepper Magazine. Get that warm, mushy, disgusting feeling in your pants, like when you let out just a little bit of gas. This cheese based sauce gives new meaning to the saying "who cut the cheese?" Ask one question - "Do you feel lucky?" when you try to sneak one out & instead you stain your pants.
Ingredients: Aged red peppers, red wine vinegar, Parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, fresh carrots, Habañero peppers, Key lime juice, Worcestershire, peppers, tomato juice, honey, clam juice, fresh onions, fresh garlic in water, spices.
Fiery Fart XXX Rated Hot Sauce - Caution: This is an illustration (a cartoon). You and/or your bonehead friends should never attempt this stunt at home or anywhere else for that matter.