Kiss the Cook click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP6 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Welcome to Holiday Hell! Kiss The Chef My MOM is the best cook on the planet… and if you dont think so ask my dog. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. Born To Shop. Forced Cook. Dude With Food Its not burned. its BLACKENED!