Kiss the Cook click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP6 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Fried, Baked or Toasted? The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! Many have eaten here…few have died Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Calories don’t count if you eat standing up. Dude With Food I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Its 5 oclock somewhere!