Kiss the Cook click to enlarge Quantity Price: $24.99 Updating cart... Product Code: AP6 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Welcome to Holiday Hell! I’m the Chef. That’s Why! Born To Shop. Forced Cook. Many have eaten here…few have died Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Please keep this person out of the kitchen! Its called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD!