Kiss the Cook click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP6 Product Tags: apron, Related Products WILL GRILL for SEX. Its not burned. its BLACKENED! Im UP & DRESSED! What More Do You Want? Pinch me Peel me Suck me Eat me! Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes OFF Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day. The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque.