Kiss the Cook click to enlarge Quantity Old Price: $24.99 Price: $24.99 You save: $0.00 Updating cart... Product Code: AP6 Product Tags: apron, Related Products Its not burned. its BLACKENED! Is it HOT IN HERE or is it just ME? REAL MEN FRY TURKEYS The kitchen observes the 5 SECOND RULE: If its on the floor for less than 5 seconds, ITS STILL GOOD! No one EATS till this COMES OFF! The 3 Rules of Barbecue 1.Open a Beer; 2.Down the Sucker; 3.Screw the barbeque. Does not cook well with others Pinch me Peel me Suck me Eat me!