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Crappy Christmas Present - 4 Pack Gift Box includes: No Shit! This Is Hot Habaero Hot Sauce, Holy Shit Habaero Hot Sauce, Wet Fart Hot Sauce XX Hot With Pooh & Rectal Rocket Fuel Island Jerk Hot Sauce.

No Shit! This Is Hot Habaero Hot Sauce - 5 oz - "Peppers will not be responsible for spontaneous farts or "unusual" elevator music!" Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, two varieties of Habaero peppers, Cayenne pepper mash, ginger puree, garlic juice, sweet potatoes, molasses, clear shoyu, salt, Key Lime juice, natural flavors & spices. From Delaware

Holy Shit Habaero Hot Sauce - 5 oz - This sauce will have you Screaming its name! Looking for a sauce with bite Well, you found it and then some! This sauce will literally add fire to your favorite foods. Not recommended for any wimps!! Good in chili, hot wings, and Bloody Mary's. Just add to all of your favorite sauces or, if you just want to burn up your friends and relatives serve it straight! Leaves you speechless! Blast furnace! You'll have to say it! Leaves you breathless! There's no equal! We dare you! Dope dip! Incinerate your body! Never again! Adios! Ingredients: Tomato sauce, onions, Hot Pepper extract, hot peppers, vinegar, soy oil, garlic, salt. From Illinois

Wet Fart Hot Sauce XX Hot With Pooh - 5 oz - This great sauce is made with pooh and will give you a run for the bathroom. The sauce whose print ad was banned by Chile Pepper Magazine. Get that warm, mushy, disgusting feeling in your pants, like when you let out just a little bit of gas. This cheese based sauce gives new meaning to the saying "who cut the cheese" Ask one question - "Do you feel lucky" when you try to sneak one out & instead you stain your pants. Ingredients: Aged red peppers, red wine vinegar, Parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, fresh carrots, Habaero peppers, Key lime juice, Worcestershire, peppers, tomato juice, honey, clam juice, fresh onions, fresh garlic in water, spices. From Florida

Rectum Ripper XXX1/2: Mustard & Ginger Hot Sauce will rip you wide open. No matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do from now on, after using Rectum Ripper, will be "half ass". So be careful using this very delicious, very hot, mustard and ginger sauce. Because the Rectum Ripper will send your butt to an early grave! From Florida Ingredients: Habaero Peppers, apple cider vinegar, crushed tomatoes, Key lime juice, clam juice, worcestershire, honey, carrots, mustard, ginger, garlic, onions, spices.